Stop in the name of Justice, Mr. Quaeda! It is I, Captain Alabaster of the Righteous Freedom Squad Here to foil your dastardly plans!
How many fucking captains do they have?
I can see by the color of your skin you're up to no good. And the turban is a dead giveaway. A clever attempt, fiend, but to no avail! Your evilishness ends today!
Great...
editor's note: in the R.F.S. if you've got eye-beams, you're automatically made a captain.*Angry American
*ZOT* And remember kids, democracy is a privilege! So if its white its all right, if its brown vote it down!
