Stop right there filthy jihadist! The Righteous Freedom Squad is here to save Iran from itself!
Mohammed fucking Prophet! Its the capitalist puppet hero, Captain Alabaster! You have no right to be here! Go home!
Oh were it that easy my lice ridden, heathen friend. But unfortunately your mad dictator of a leader is planning to develop a huge nuclear arsenal to obliterate my homeland. That's scary.
But we have the right as a soverign nation to pursue a nuclear program with nothing but peaceful intentions.
That's where your wrong my false religioned chum! Only countries with enough of an economy to make armageddon distasteful have the right. We won't use them cuz we want your money. See?
