Then support W.A.R. The War Against iRan! The Righteous Freedom Squad will be spearheading the effort!
Let your voices be heard like the mighty buffalo who, before you nearly wiped them out, used to roam in huge herds across this great nation!
Eeyarrr, America can nay afford to have a bloodthirsty country of nearly vegetarian crazies blastin off nookler bombs us every ten minutes...
Think of the malls for Odin's sake. Think of the malls!
Yes WAR! Let my merciless eye beams be a shining path of death through the ranks of short, hairy people for the salvation of God's chosen country of residency, America!