OK so here's the plan: we set fire to that farmstead, then rape the first thing that runs out. sound good?
What happens if the first thing that runs out is a terrified farmer wielding a shit encrusted pitchfork?
Hmmm. That is a bit of a mood killer...All right, new plan: We storm the house, break down the door and rape the first thing we can tackle. Ready?
But that doesn't preclude the fact that it may STILL be a terrifed farmer wielding a shit encrusted pitchfork that we have to tackle before we can rape it, now does it?
Ah. You're right. Well. What if he's ruggedly handsome?
