...so this accountant from King Harald Fair Hair shows up out of the blue yesterday and says to me i owe back tribute for the last three raiding seasons.
Damn. What did you say?
I told him to tell King Harald he can kiss my ass. If he wants that tribute he can damn well unleash his fleet up my fjord and see what happens.
Wow. That sounded really gay.
That's exactly what i thought too, so i crushed his fucking skull with my ax.
