Attention male chronic masturbators! Are you tired of mopping up semen after masturbation? Sickened by the wasteful uselessness of spent spunk and the awful, shameful mess it creates?
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The SPUNKMASTER MK IV takes your filthy discharge and transforms it into a variety of handy household byproducts! Right before your very eyes!
