Artemis/Random User Team-ups!

Wherein I "team-up" with random "users". (This means I get gay with winos while they're passed out on Ripple.) . . . (Ok, actually it means this is where I find random comics and if I feel they could use a little of the Artecorp© charm I make a follow-up to it. The Bruised & Bloodied series was for a Comic Contest biped created, but fuck him this was my idea first.) . . . (Okay, I'm sure that not only wasn't I the originator of this idea, but that just about every regular had done something like this at one time or another. So sue me. But still- fuck biped. Fuck him good.)

I Smell Like Cheese: Book Five, "The Wages Of Sin-OF DEATH".

by ArtemisStrong
1-17-05

From the edifice of Mt. Ghrelin, Bruised and Bloodied survey the end-result of months of labor:


	So much poop.


	Yah... er... look at it... so... uhm... beautiful?


	Yes, my good old friend. Beautiful! I don't just see piles of doo-doo, I see piles of money! Carls Jr., Checkers, Jack-In-The-Box, all will kneel to me and my wealth of secret sauce!


	One thing I must have missed. Uhm, where was the gigantic facility for sterilizing the feces, maybe cooking out all the bacteria and whatnot?


	What do you think gives it that special flavor? Now go fetch a spoon, it's time for the royal taste test!


	Man, this job, this place, the ever-pervading reek of shit... My lord, how it beats working in a library!

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