Yeah, dude... is my house okay? Like... are we somewhere else or did you just dump this crap on and/or in it somehow?
SILENCE, MORTAL FOOL!
I AM THE GREAT, GREAT, LORD OF DANK MEMES. I HAIL FROM THE LAND OF INTERWEBIA, FROM THE HILLS OF 4CHAN IN THE TOWNSHIP OF /B/.
LISTEN CLOSELY MY CHILD FOR I HAVE TRAVERSED THE MULTIVERSE - ooo, that kind of rhymes! - TO FIND YOU AND ONLY YOU. I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU SOMETHING OF GREAT IMPORTANCE AND THAT THING IS...