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Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure: Part 2

Fuckerfucking Kevin Costner

by Beeko180
8-18-15
After all these years you finally accept my invitation to be Conquest. Why the sudden change of heart, Nicholas?
Milk and Cookies and a Cookies and Cream Milkshake. I really shouldn't but I just haven't been able to help myself, you know?
N... No, I didn't mean why the sudden LITERAL change of your heart... you fat shit.
I know. Death offered me some if I agreed to sign myself up.
Wait... he bribed you? That wasn't in our budget. He can't do that. Hold on... we need to discuss this, Nick.
Ho Ho-no-takesies backsies!

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