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Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure: Part 2

Fuckerfucking Kevin Costner

by Beeko180
8-18-15
So, sorry about all the locking you in here and stuff, Chen, but it looks like identity theft is harder to pull off than it is in the comedy movies. So since I can't steal Chen's job, I was thinking..
Ow, Chen... quit eating my lNo! NO NOAAAUGHAGH!!!!
I mean now Death is here I could steal my old job back from him. You see, you're famine now, Chen and just like only a nigger can call another nigger nigger, only a horseman can kill another horseman.
AAGHGHAGHGAAAAAAHH!!! HELP ME CHRISTIAN BALE!!! AGHAGHG!!! HE'S EATING ME!!!!
Roll over, Death... Good boy. Now play dead.
Nice.

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