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Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure: Part 2

Fuckerfucking Kevin Costner

by Beeko180
8-24-15
Kirkmeister, this is Spockinberg calling in. We have a visual on the target. It's approaching at vector coordinates 302181.
Ha, Ha! That's not how vector coordinates work, you dumb shit. Are you drunk or something?
No. I-
CHRIST, WHAT IS IT GENERAL?! YOU'RE RUINING OUR ROLEPLAY! CAN'T YOU GO FIND SOME OTHER SECRETARY OF DEFENSE? CAN'T YOU SEE MY FUN?!
WHAT FUCKING HORSE DID YOU RIDE IN ON THAT MAKES YOU SO FUCKING SHITTIGHT, HUH?
Why, this horse, sir. Sorry, sir. I shouldn't backtalk you, sir. You're my sir, sir. No, sir. Sorry, sir. I can't see your fun, sir. I'm very sorry, sir. We kind of have a code red, sir.

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