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Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure!

Motherfucking Kevin Costner.

by Beeko180
7-31-15
BOONG BOONG BUBBA DUBBA ZIIIIIIIING FUCKING SILENT AS THE GRAVE BOOPS UP IN THIS JOINT NIGGA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Come on, kiddo. Mount me and let's go.
What? No. That's gay.
HONK HONK HUBBA BUBBA BLEEEEP DOOP WOOOOOOOOOGGGA FOGHORN NOISES DON'T MAKE SOUND.
That's homophobic.
That's presumptuous.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
The world is falling apart, Motherfucking Kevin Costner. Just get the fuck on my inexplicably magical lap and ride me to freedom for no other reason than to advance the plot.
Okay, but this is still gay.

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