The Fourway

Nine writers. Twenty-nine comics. One pile of nonsense.

Phourweigh Pt. 14

by MikeyG
1-09-04


	I don't believe you, hairbag! The world is coming to an end!


	All right, I'm not the squirrel. I never went to Tibet, either. I, like most people here, went into Dcom's ass. Except I got lost.


	Jesus! Dcom's ass is like Mel Gibson's house-thingy in Lethal Weapon!


	I know! It looks so small from the outside, but once you're in it's like extradimensional.


	Now we're in Dcom's brain, and out of all the implausibilities, the salvation of the world is allegedly in here.


	Yeah, sounds like bullshit to me, too. This is Dcom we're talking about. Let's head back to the ass.