The prophecies say that when the child emerges from my nether regions it will eat your face. I apologize in advance.
Awwwwwwww it's a ............blob of some sort.
Good evening fathers. I am fully aware of the prophecies and I would like to inform you all that I have no intentions of fulfilling them.
The ancient prophecies were wrong. How can this be?
The prophecies were written by a demon. They hold no truths in the mortal world but once we return to hell they shall all come true. If you wish to save the earth do not return me to hell!
