Hiya, folks. It's me, Roger. You may have known me from my various comics in which I pound nails into my head.
Although you may have though it was funny when I messed up on my house, was diagnosed with brain bugs, or was conned by my girlfriend, I was driven to despair.
I thought hammering a nail into my head could get me out, but all it did was bring me into a horrible slump which I now regret. So now I'm going to let my readers decide what I should do!
Adam from Kankakee, IL writes "It would be really funny if you pounded a small metal spike into your head"
See? Isn't this better than me driving a nail into my head?
