Shit, Rod...they were out of cream for my coffee at the company cafeteria again today! What are ya doing?
Do you mind, Lance? I'm masturbating, ok!
Can I give ya a hand?
What are ya...some kind of bone yodelling, butt surfing, ring raiding, turd burglaring, rocket polishing, chicken choking whacko homo bastard or something?
Umm...no, but who better knows how to please a man BUT another man? Remember, we're a team Rod and I just want to help you do a good job!
Whew! You had me worried there for a sec, Lance! Ok...come on over and finish me off and I'll have some cream for your coffee then!
