But dad! I don't underthand why you thould feel any different towardth me juth becauth I'm gay!
Well...for one thing, son, you talk kinda funny and listen to The Village People!
Ok...and another?
You also walk kinda weird, wear feminine colored clothing and often have that Bruce and Lance stay over all night, dancing and making strange squealing noises in your room!
Alright and anything elth?
Sure, son...you're breath smells like shit for one reason or another! I'm not gonna kiss you goodnight!
