I am SO disappointed that I couldn't allow Price Harry to serve in Iraq that I need to be cheered up some, Philip.
I understand, Liz, but we had no options really. How can I brighten up your day then?
Make love to me right now, Philip! Have your way with me in the royal coach! Take me for a ride over the cobblestone lane and make me squeal like Koo Stark did with our Prince Andrew!
Not bloody likely, Liz!
Why not Philip? I don't want to do a Royal Guard again or one of those Beefeaters!
Because I just finished bonking "horse-face" Annie this morning! How's your day going now, your Royal Highness? Are you going to send ME to Iraq now?
