Thank god, Liz, you're not wearing a hat for a change!
Its bright and sunny today and I thought I would get a little color but why, what's wrong with my hats, Philip?
They look like shit! They make you look like shit and they remind me of piss-pots, Liz!
Oh! Well I'm glad then you're not wearing your military uniform!
Oh! What's wrong with my military garb? Is it the ears? Its always about the ears, Liz!
Your medals are fake and your rank is fake! Your hat makes your ears look huge and I'd just as soon take your fake sword and slice your monstrous ears off your fake Prince title!
