All comics by ComicJeenyus

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-04-09
How was your Cuban sandwich?
It was Castro-tastic!
I want a divorce.

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-04-09
What the hell are you wearing?
Isn't today casual friday?

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-04-09
Can I tell you something? You can't tell anyone, OK?
Of course. I would never want you to lose your trust with me.
I was raped.
HEY EVERYONE! KAREN WAS RAPED!

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-04-09
Hey, crippled kid! You wanna know what my dick tastes like?
Not really, no.
How about now?

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-05-09
Hey, Buddy. Why the long face?
Do I look like a fuckin' horse to you, retard?!

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-05-09
Die already you dried up old cunt!
Oh, would you be a good Negro and help me across the street.
*Sigh* Yes, M'am.

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-05-09
Would you like to go out sometime?
I dunno. Have you had your bloodwork done? I don't want to catch the AIDS.
Of course I have.
What about Sickle Cell?
Why do you ask? Is it because I used to be married?
No, its because you're a nigger.

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-05-09
Ho ho ho. And what would you like for Christmas?
A cure for Polio.
How about and Xbox instead?

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-05-09
SO DID YOU HEAR?! KAREN WAS RAPED!
Yeah. You've been screaming it all week.
I DON'T KNOW THE DETAILS, BUT I'M SURE IT WASN'T A GOOD RAPE!
Could you keep it down? We're in church.
How will you be paying?
KAREN WAS RAPED! EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT!

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-05-09
Knock knock.
Who's there?
KAREN WAS RAPED! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ABOUT IT?!
Karen was raped. Didn't you hear about it who?
I just flew in here and boy are my arms tired. KAREN WAS RAPED!

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-05-09
KAREN WAS RAPED! KAREN WAS RAPED!
I don't know no bitch named Karen.
HEY! DID YOU HEAR THAT KAREN WAS RAPED?!
Uh, yeah. I'm Karen.
Ok good. So you heard about it.
You're a terrible husband.

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-05-09
Hey! Happy New Year.
Hey! Go fuck yourself.
Excuse me?
What, are you deaf?
Maybe. I have a couple tumors in my head which could affect my hearing.

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-05-09
Honey, I think our kid may be a retard.
What makes you say that?
I NEED MORE POCKET!!
Too bad we live in a one story house.
Yeah. A staircase would have come in handy 10 years ago...

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-06-09
Sorry I'm late. The strip club was only taking cash so I pawned my wedding ring.
You're a terrible husband.

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-08-09
What do you and black people have in common?
What?
You both hang from trees!
Hahaha! How true.

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-08-09
I've had meaningless sex with every man in this office except you.
We can change that.
*suck suck*
I've never met someone who could suck toes as well as you.
*wink*

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-08-09
I'm having trouble with the copier again.
How about I give you a HAND with that JOB.
You're speaking my language.
*stroke stroke*
I don't think I've ever received a better foot massage before.
You're welcome, you sexy bitch.

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-08-09
How did your daughter do in her softball game.
She handles balls almost as well as her old man.
Ooooooh.
*fondle fondle*
I love it when people fondle the balls of my feet.
*lick lips*

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-08-09
I sure do love my coworkers.
How about I toss your salad?
Mmmmmmm.
*toss toss*
Your tongue felt great inside my ass!
Don't you just hate innuendoes?

 

by ComicJeenyus
1-08-09
How was work?
Great! I had strange fetish sex with four of my male coworkers.
You're a terrible husband.

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