Loyal citizens... Through the power of white magic, your beloved emperor has gone through a change.
Yea, my colleague doth speak God's own truth. Thine emperor hath been transformed... into a hot young babe!
We should remind you all at this point that the nature of the white magic is such that only a complete, guileless fool will still see her as a man.
...and 'tis true that a complete fool need not his head, for therein is contained the unused brain. In other words, if you see a bloke, keep your fucking cakehole shut.
And now, without further ado... Her Royal Highness, the Empress!
