A Guide to Penis Ownership

A short educational film about the pitfalls of external genitalia.

Penis Ownership [one]

by DexX
6-26-02

The Fellowship to Advance Thought on Inter-Gender Understanding and Education presents...

------==>==------ _____A Non-Penis-Owner's Guide_____


	Goot evenink. I am Doktor Otto von Fallik-Simbohl, und I vish to tok vith you all about ze penis.


	Zere appears to be a generally-held belief amongst vemen zat the genitalia of ze opposite sex is a fun little sing.


	Zese vemen sink that dis cute little dangly sing is a fun toy vith no drawbacks. Zis is not ze case! Ze penis is a constant challench to live vith!


	Over ze next few minutes, I vill explain some of ze many pitfalls vhich penis-owners face every day. First, let us discuss obvious physical trauma...

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