So, we just have to go in and snag the gem, then rush off to the cave and rescue your woman?
Well..... Not exactly.
Uh-oh...
There are five Demons of Anguish we must face. The peril will be great, but we shall succeed.
Y'know what? I think I'm gonna need at LEAST a 24 pack of Vanilla Coke, a 12 pack of Pepsi Twist and an extra lage pizza. Canadan Bacon. AND NO PINEAPPLE!