Hey, sorry I didn't come to see you last night. I had to go to my sister's house with only an hour's notice.
Oh, why didn't you tell me you were Amish?
Huh? What are you talking about?
Well, since the only possible reason you could have failed to call me was because you couldn't get to a phone, I figured that only the Amish, who have no phones, would keep that from happening.
Look, I didn't have your number.
Holy shit! When did the Amish ban paper and pencils?!
