So, Chris2, seeing as how you're new to Hell I'll show you around.
Here's where we keep the Lake of Fire, over there is the Pit of Despair and over there is the Rock of Doom
What's that giant empty arena over there for?
Oh that? That's for Stuart, when he dies. We're going to force him to play Illuminati against Phil for eternity while being looked down on by the people from Tech Support in India.
Look, I know this is Hell and stuff but that's just CRUEL!
