Naked Came the Stripper

A collaborative series I contributed to.

"Naked Came The Stripper" Chapter Nine

by UnknownEric
1-06-05

It was then that the truth hit me like a brick thrown from the hand of a cartoon mouse.

It was a hard truth, one that left me reeling for a good five seconds before my senses returned.


	So that's why I had no pants. I don't wear any!


	Exactly, my son. Members of the Boo Tang Clan have no need for such trivialities as pants.

But still, questions filled my mind that needed to be asked.


	If you have to ask, you're not ready to know, son.