...Ok, so that's ten copies of your resume on white linen paper. That'll be about five minues.
Ok, but, these copies won't have spots on them will they? 'cause you know, theres a guy that follows me around and pays people to do bad things to me...
Ten minutes later
Here you are sir. Ten copies. That'll be $3.20.
Thank you... wait a minute! Theres a spot here! Who's responsible for this!?!