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by Johnnyp
2-18-03
Day One
After the Bomb of 2005 My thought turn to the one living thing left other than me.
Day Five
Will I eat it? And loose my only companion
Day Ten
I suppose it's a bit late for this T-shirt
Fancey a Fuck?

 

by Johnnyp
2-18-03
I've found some very funny information about key hole surgery. You wouldn't beleive what some people's thoughts are...
Probably not
.... and Blah blah blah.... and blah blah key and blah blah hole....he he he blah blah and blah
They say that it takes atleast four to five years to be competent enough to perform open heart surgery!
Ridiculous I'm ready now!

 

by Johnnyp
2-18-03
Knight to Bishop 4
An interesting move...
Lets see how he likes them apples

 

by Johnnyp
2-18-03
Shut up I'm thinking
Thinking always thinking
Still thinking!
Fuck you!

 

by Johnnyp
2-18-03
Fuck me a talking chicken!
Good moring sir I represent stuff stuff and sage inc. Can I interest you in a good stuffing
...er I'll just ask the wife
Do you do roasting and stuff an onion up my arse?
I am afaid the oion will be extra.

 

by Johnnyp
2-21-03
This is inhuman I talk about a captive audiance
So anyway, I said I needed to buy a present for my cowfriend. And they said I'm sorry you can get fucked if you think we're letting a bull in our china shop.
You win I will never fight another Bull
I mean can you beleive that.... Hay where are you going? I'm talking here!
You are probably the most boring person I have ever met! Why do you insist on talking?
So he walked off the bird commited suicide in it's little bath all I was doing was telling them about my day. Why? I mean how rude

 

by Johnnyp
2-26-03
Da da dada dada da da da da
Shit boy com see this litle fela. I bet rover can't do this for shit
Jesus what kind of dog are you
Fuck you circus freak. Wait till I work out what I can do to fuck you up.
So after years of practice
Bitch
At last I can melt thing with my mind

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