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| Speak to your leader, infidel! Beg for your release! | |
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| You call THAT a weapon? At home I keep a hammer that I've glued razor blades to. | |
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| I know what you're thinking, how can you possibly humilate a guy with no pants? | |
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| Actually, I was wondering why your wife isn't wearing her burka. | |
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| ..and finally, two hostages were released in Karbala today, officials say they were disorientated and confused but mostly unharmed. | |
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| The two men were returned to their several wives with only mild liver poisoning. Their captors, two transvestites, are believed to still be at large. | |
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