I'm sorry boys, but this year, what with the high demand of kids wanting an X-box, Microsoft have bought us over!
but they can't buy over Santa, your the spirit of Christmas, surely no amount of money can take the joy away from you!
hey man, you think I LIKE riding around all night on a sledge? I'm basically a magic postman, think of all the other jobs I could've had, Angel of Death, Easter Bunny!
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you think it's EASY to bulk up 300lbs every year? My sex life has been ruined, I used to be a fucking stud you know, Venus, Aphrodite, they were all MY bitches!
