Bill old boy, I'm taking you in, your coming to Hell with me, I'm gonna watch you burn!
'fraid not Spankers, you see, your my Tobor cornholing droid, I created you to cornhole me day and night, we were so happy together Spankers!
its....its.....not true!
oh I'm afraid it is, you can't do me any harm, it's encoded into your brain, just like that "easter egg" I programmed into your nipple ring, it's like a grenade!
