It's the creation engine. Many years ago a company known as AOL waged war on mankind. The war lasted many years before we discovered a weakness...
by slaughtering every pre-pubescent across the entire globe we starved them of users, but AOL struck back. It hooked everyone up to a universal neural network and locked us in the StripCreator...
forever forcing us to make shitty comics with random swearing and stupid netspeak.
