Welcome to the Channel 3 news at six, I'm Susan Brown..
and I'm Mike Mitchell, topping the news this hour...
It seems I'm a dickless douchebag who not only has the attention span of a 3 year old, but the matching libido to boot..and did I mention the raging case of genital herpes?
When we come back, Roger's got the inside scoop on those unforgettable Christmas cookie recipes...
