The Gamer's Bible

The ultimate how-to guide for aspiring pathetic loners. Casual gamers need not apply.

The Gamer's Bible

by LuckyGuess
7-13-06

Now that you've built up your snacking empire, you'll need an excuse if your friends call to hang out anywhere that isn't your house.


	We're gonna go to Sheryll's party tonight. She's totally been eyeing you, man. If you wanna nail her, now's the time.


	Don't worry, Zero Suit Samus. I'd never cheat on you.

Something like, "I have a business meeting," or "I've got a lot of work to catch up on," are fan favorites.


	I've got a lot of rubbing against my controller to catch up on.

After a while they'll stop calling. That's a promise.


	Oh yeah, go into ball mode. Daddy likes it when you go into ball mode.

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