Edward, this is the worst operation I've seen in years. Nothing is getting accomplished, meetings are held by a man who has developed schiztophrenia, and there was a turd in my coffee.
Those are fake. Some moron keeps putting them around the food.
Look at me squish it in my hand, Ed. That is most definitely real. By the way, I found your student aide eating God knows what out of a bathroom stall and was nearly raped while touring accounting.
