Hello, you have reached The Suicide File Hotline, how are you going to die today?
Hello? HELLO?
Yes, yes I'm here.
I'm calling from my cell phone in my car. I'm at diner, and I'm thinking about driving off a cliff!
Driving off a cliff is so cliche... you should...
Nah nevermind, I'm low on gas and I won't make it too the cliff. I HATE PAYING FOR GAS! GOSH! HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST GAS PRICES! I CAN GO ON FOREVER ABOUT THIS... *click*
