Mikey Reviews Matrix: Revolutions
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| I've decided to refer to movies by their true nature. Kind of like a summary of what happens, but as concise as possible. I advocate Hollywood naming their movies accordingly. | |
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| For example, we can rename Matrix: Revolutions 'Keanu 'N Some Other Heads Doin' Stuff With Special Effects.' And this is after actually SEEING the movie. | |
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| Sure, they may spend a fortune in lettering the Marquees and posters, but truth in advertising is priceless, I say. | |
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