William, for your birthday your mother and I want to give you this Chinese made battery powered toy. It was the last one on the shelf because of Trump's idiotic ban
But father...
Come on son, we need to prove to all the uneducated racist bigots that the Chinese toy makers mean us no harm
I'm scared
Don't be afraid, Willy Boy. Push that on switch right there and revel in the fun that can only come from offshoring and globalization
