Now that you understand that Buddhism is the true religion and Buddha is the real god, how about signing this release form so we can break your soul out of that tired old birth, death, rebirth cycle?
Wait a minute... Buddhists don't believe in gods nor in the concept of the soul. Buddhism isn't really even a religion. It's more of a philosophy.
[Blink]
Okay smart guy, I'm gonna level with you. You're here because your father didn't get you baptised. I don't even need the contract. I just wanted something to put in your empty file.
