Noonie, are you responsible for this non-sidewalk sidewalk sale?
I did it per the District Manager's orders, sir!
Well, it sucks! Who the hell thought of putting a sidwalk sale inside, away from the sidewalk anyway?! I should write you up for not using proper judgement.
I'm sorry, although you had every right to torture, murder, and mutilate his corpse, he was right. A sidewalk sale should be on the sidewalk.
