It's like this, dude. I've accepted a position with another company as a Sales Account Manager. I figure it'll, like, give me the opportunity to use my communication skills.
Really.
I'll be selling solutions to, like, Fortune 500 companies. I'll be, like, interacting with C-level executives.
You'll be, LIKE, begging for your job back within a week.
I think I might need to buy a sport coat. You know....to be all professional and shit....
