Congratulations Chuck! We're promoting you from Sales Account Manager to Sales Account Executive. There's no pay increase, but, this is a positive thing!
We're increasing the number of accounts you have and giving you a corresponding quota to challenge you. We don't want you to ever be bored.
Hopefully this promotion shows how much we value our people. We're a TEAM here. I want all of us to...
Dude if you, like, tell me to "work hard, play hard and have fun while doing it" I WILL kill you and I GUARANTEE they will never find your body.
