Chuck, HR wants to see you. I had to report your numerous sexual activities with the women in Marketing. Your actions are in violation of our code of conduct.
This is a progressive, culturally diverse environment. As Special Assistant District Manager I will NOT have a hostile workplace.
'Specially when you pushin' up on all the bitches and ain't givin' a brother a chance, know what I'm sayin? You gotta spread that shit around.
At this point "Kyle", I probably should mention that you're, like, really beginning to creep me out. Homey.
