Might as well stand here too....and get whatever these guys are gettin'....
"Calm down Helena. It's not THAT bad. We've got some great candidates out there. Professional, well groomed....I'd say a real NICE selection. Remember this is an upscale reality show."
heh-heh, heh-heh heh-heh....
Well if she's not a vegan I'm outta here. Although I heard she might be a lesbian. Do lesbians eat meat? Hey now....that's kinda funny....
"Upscale, huh? You named the show "Mr. Big Stick for the ex-Porn Chick.' With a name like that I'm sure you're bringing in the real class acts...."
If I stare just a little harder at the back of that guy\'s head, he will explode and I can take my rightful place in line....come on....heat vison, heat vision, heat VISION!!
Hey, there she is...wait....why did she run the other way? More importantly, why did she flip me off first before she did?
