I wish you would stop running down my friends. Yes, we were a bit wild in the 80's, but the people I worked with were no more strange than your friends.
You can't top good old "Spoogey."
What about that one friend of yours that got his dick pierced?
Alot of people have tats and piercings nowadays, Mom.
Honey, if I remember correctly his actual name is Dick Pierce. This doesn't seem kind of....Oh, I don't know...FUCKED UP to you?
Against a three foot tall man selling Hyundais I'd say we're about even....
