Chuck, I heard you were in trouble and I came right over. Are you ok?
Yeah. I....guess. I really don't want to talk about it.
Chuck, we're friends. I know it didn't work out between us, but come on, there's nothing you can't share with me. I'm here for you. As a friend.
It's just....I mean....how can you whack off to Lindsey Lohan if her bunnyhole looks like that??!!
Ooookay. Hold that thought. I just remembered I've got 12 hours of Transformer episodes on DVD that I have to go through for....um....a class. I'll call you later.
I mean.... if you can't trust Hollywood skanks to have a hot, slammin' pussy, what can you expect from any other woman??
