When we last left the League of Defenders, CatLass had just met her new partner. Despite her rather violent nature, her initial comments were very reserved....
I'm going to eat you. Just wanted you to know that. I'll start by tearing off your head and sucking your blood like a crawfish.
Fair enough. But I should tell you that because of years of experimentation, eating me will give you terminal heartburn, chronic gas, ballistic diarrhea....
....AND anal leakage.
Suddenly I'm in the mood for a salad. You're good.