So when's the invasion. We must prepare the team to repel....
There isn't going to be an invasion. The alien forgot a set of keys here in the ship. By the way, during the LAST invasion how many aliens did you actually see?
I'm not exactly sure. I....
You saw two. TWO aliens. There was never an invasion. It was only something the alien's leader called his "Master Plan."
Aha! Master Plan, eh? I knew they....
Calm down, tiger. The master plan was to come to earth, say the ship was stolen and report the loss to his insurance company. Evidently he had too many miles on this thing....
