You know Stan, here at Yahoo News you will be required to look over AP and Reuters newsfeeds and determine which headlines should be placed on our portal page.
This is an honor sir!
Now keep in mind, they must be the most interesting, thought provoking and informative news stories. Resist the temptation for fluff.
Understood. I won't let you down.
Yahoo 7/27/04
Did you read Yahoo today!! Japanese researchers have discovered that women who eat more than two eggs a day could die!!
Dude that's nothing. I just read on Yahoo that they just cancelled Ryan Seacrest's talk show. Bastards....
