Hey, there, little girl! Wanna give this SEXagenarian a chance? Being a SEXagenarian and all I may be too much for ya, but I'll use my SEXageneric skills only so long as you can handle the pleasure!
Uh, happy birthday! You're no longer a sexagenarian!
Uh, I'm not?
I guess that took care of that...
Check out this thing I just got out of my nose! You'll find none better than this -- straight from my septum -- what with my being a SEPTUagenarian and all. Don't thank me yet... there's more...
